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Fake Chat Help and Questions   Press <Show Content> to see information.

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Q) What is an "OP"?
A) An OP is a chat operator; it means they are a Moderator in the chat.

Q) I'd like to be a Chat Boss, how do I become one?
A) The Council appoints new Chat Bosses (OPs) as needed, picked from members who are active and helpful on the chat.


Q) I don't know how to use this chat, I'm completely confused.
A) You just type your username into the chat-box widget located above. For a list of commands you can use in the chat, keep reading on.


Q) I have a question not on this list!
A) You can always ask in the "to the crew" forum or comment box of this page. ;)



General Information and Useful Commands

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Command                                                   What it does
/me <action>                                                                Performs an actions. IE: Stephen dances.
/nick <newnickname>                                                         Changes your nickname into the entered nickname.
/ns register {yourPassword} {yourEmailAccountName@yourMailProvider}         Allows you to protect your nickname with a password.
/ignore <nickname>                                                          Ignores all messages from that nickname.
/unignore <nickname>                                                        Remove an ignore from a nickname.
/query <nickname>                                                           Sends a private message to that nickname.
/whois <nickname>                                                           Looks up information about nickname.
/join <#channel name>                                                       Opens another channel in a different tab. (IE: /join #Elfpack)
/clear                                                                      Clears the chat box.
/away <message>                                                             Displays a message when someone uses the "/whois" command on you.




Don't be an asshole!
Don't flood the channel with spam, don't harass people, etc. Doing so will get you kicked/banned.

Try to write correctly
You don't need to use perfect English, but no one feels like trying to decode your typing. Some typo's and grammar messups are OK, but at least try to type normal text.

Listen to and respect the mods!
What they say is final. In the chat, the mods are just like the Fake Guards.


If someone is being an asshole


If there's no mod on and someone is being an asshole, do the following:

1) Type "/whois <harasser's nick>"
2) Find the "hostmark" of the harasser. (It should look like "24-180-208-36", just with different numbers)
3) Screenshot what the harasser is doing and the harasser's hostmark. Send them to [Stephen] in a PM.
4) Type /ignore <harasser's nickname>



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2009-06-24 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah......

2009-06-25 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: Guess what ?

i am havin a cuppa tea and a slice of cake on CANDY MOUNTAIN right now mmm

2009-06-25 [Egotistical Insecurities]: Oh em gee, we should totally go to Candy Mountain!! :O Where's Charlie?

2009-06-26 [leahhh.]: RIP Michael Jackson :(

2009-06-26 [.:Scarlett:.]: It's a pity he died, yet his music acomplisments live on. So what if some wern't the biggest fans. The end of an era falls today.

2009-06-27 [Gr33k]: Well, if you ask me.. I'm all about my cake; trying to marry Betty Crocker.

2009-06-27 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah.... charlie lets go to candy mountain yeah candy mountain charlie

2009-06-27 [Caligulove]: pancakes... fucking pancakes.

2009-06-28 [Gr33k]: Melons, I love melons!

2009-06-28 [shadows of life]: cherries

2009-06-29 [Egotistical Insecurities]: My sister-in-law's pregnant!! O///o I'm going to be an uncle!

2009-06-29 [SaintNothing]: Whats going on everybody?

2009-06-29 [Gr33k]: Bleh

2009-07-01 [partfinder]: hıı

2009-07-01 [Chewy671]: shit no one to talk too >_<

2009-07-01 [Chewy671]: any girls wana chat ? msg mee!

2009-07-02 [oldbymurat]: hi

2009-07-03 [Yokita the Slave]: im bored and stuff ~wink wink~ het ladies xDDD ima chick btw

2009-07-03 [oldbymurat]: hi

2009-07-03 [oldbymurat]: *Msn, one, girl, joint, *Lesin, *Oldby-murat@hotmail, . *Com

2009-07-03 [oldbymurat]: There, add, want,

2009-07-05 [☆Shαwtÿ]: MmmChaMmmChaMmmCha

2009-07-06 [Jon5150]: Katie Kumlover

2009-07-07 [Bones1989]: hi all whats up

2009-07-09 [Caligulove]: IM BAAACK... and I'm not dead like I had promised some people...

2009-07-18 [Doll]: you promised people you would be dead?

2009-07-18 [Phoenixrising]: I am kayaking all weekend WOOHOO!

2009-07-18 [Caligulove]: either way, I'm good now.... and just got done with a harrowing drunk drive home.

2009-07-18 [Doll]: you should just drink at home, less chance of... most things actually...

2009-07-19 [BdsmDaddyDom]: im fucking bored out my mind somebody talk to me

2009-07-19 [.:Scarlett:.]: i would. but my iTunes is busy screwing me over. fucking bastard of an app that it is.

2009-07-19 [timmM]: any girls from aus? doubt it:( lol

2009-07-19 [.:Scarlett:.]: Im a londoner friend, sorry about that.

2009-07-22 [Caligulove]: *burp*

2009-07-25 [Yokita the Slave]: boreddd.....

2009-07-26 [Caligulove]: I said boll weevil why dont you get ooout of your hole.

I'm not.

2009-07-27 [GONE FOREVER2010]: someone message me, I'm bored

2009-07-27 [Fujizzle]: lol this is not even chat

2009-07-28 [GONE FOREVER2010]: I agree Fujizzle

2009-07-28 [Bunny Chan]: wow...

2009-07-28 [Caligulove]: its a slow chat... i think it even says that.

2009-07-28 [Doll]: i dont think this is a very commonly visited wiki...

2009-07-28 [Caligulove]: no, no its not, I mean I talk here... and I'm nobody. lol

2009-07-28 [.:Scarlett:.]: it's commonly seen i think, just rarely typed on

2009-07-28 [Doll]: im going to start typing here daily just for the hell of it then

and also for self promotion :P *cough cough*The Doll piece of shit it is there....

2009-07-29 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah me too

2009-07-29 [Doll]: sooooo... >.>
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2009-07-29 [.:Scarlett:.]: meh. i have nothing better to do on here....

2009-07-29 [Doll]: you should enter a contest of some type :P

2009-07-30 [cupcake.]: hey. i just joined fake. looking for girls to talk to.

2009-07-30 [Doll]: theres a few here :P

2009-07-30 [cupcake.]: thank goodness.

2009-07-30 [Jon5150]: so when did y'all get your first blowjob

2009-07-30 [Caligulove]: in my funky spaceship, 3000 years ago.


was a wild time.

2009-07-31 [cupcake.]: x]] hot.

2009-07-31 [Doll]: i've never gotten a blow job >.>

2009-07-31 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah me either but i have been eaten out and it was fantastic mmmmm... best when given by girl

2009-07-31 [Doll]: best when given by some one who knows what they're doing :P

2009-07-31 [Yokita the Slave]: which is why i say girl cause who knows better than a girl on how to eat out lol my personal opinion

2009-07-31 [Doll]: hmm fat guys are pretty damn good :P

2009-07-31 [Melisande]: that's true! i don't know what it is, but fat guys do know how to eat pussy really, really well.

2009-07-31 [Doll]: yeah they are >.<

not trying to be mean, but i reason it has a little something to do with them just using there mouths more :P

2009-07-31 [Melisande]: lol maybe... never thought about it that way

2009-07-31 [Yokita the Slave]: wow....O_O xDDDD i think ill just stick to girls though i think im kinda shallow in that sense even though im a fattie i dont wanna be doing any fatties

2009-07-31 [Master Eric]: it's not just fat guys...

2009-08-02 [Doll]: yeah my skinny little husband is pretty good.... he so broke me of my chubby chasery

2009-08-03 [Caligulove]: but at the same time there's that one joke...

why do fat girls give good head?
Because they have to.

2009-08-03 [Doll]: lol

2009-08-04 [timmM]: give me head =]

2009-08-04 [Yokita the Slave]: i have no gag reflexes but i only do girls

2009-08-04 [Master Eric]: Or play motorboat.... tease the clit with your tounge and when it gets excited, suck on it and make sounds like a motor boat

2009-08-05 [Doll]: no
lol, awesome ;)
and O.o  as responses to the last 3 comments :D

2009-08-05 [shadows of life]: interesting.

2009-08-05 [Doll]: yes

2009-08-05 [shadows of life]: yea

2009-08-05 [reuas]: omg soooo bored

2009-08-05 [Doll]: stop that

2009-08-05 [reuas]: who me?

2009-08-05 [Doll]: yes, stop being bored :P

2009-08-05 [reuas]: oh lol

yes m'am

2009-08-05 [Doll]: :D

2009-08-05 [reuas]: I think you are so gorgeous

2009-08-05 [Doll]: thank you *blushes* i try >.<

2009-08-05 [xhozt]: do de do ... zzzzzzzzzz

2009-08-06 [dm]: My, silence & sleeping.

2009-08-06 [xhozt]: come on clock im nearly off work

2009-08-06 [reuas]: *dances*

2009-08-06 [Doll]: *watches the dancing*

2009-08-06 [dm]: better than the silence

2009-08-06 [reuas]: Hi Doll!

*smiles*

2009-08-06 [Doll]: *waves* hello :)

2009-08-06 [reuas]: how are you?

2009-08-06 [Doll]: great! as always :)
and you beautiful?

2009-08-06 [Yokita the Slave]: i am so bored and sleepy and cant sleep lol

2009-08-07 [Doll]: that sucks >.>

2009-08-08 [Doll]: <poll:1720> do it >.>

2009-08-09 [xhozt]: feh ,, no paingiving to be had ;-(

2009-08-09 [Yokita the Slave]: wow thats umm im not gonna talk about it

2009-08-10 [Doll]: O.o

2009-08-10 [xhozt]: well then why even say anything [Yokita the Slave]? lol

2009-08-11 [reuas]: hello all

2009-08-11 [xhozt]: ello

2009-08-11 [spooky64]: hey ppl

2009-08-11 [J. Cal. (video gaming, i'll still reply!]: how does this thing work

2009-08-11 [J. Cal. (video gaming, i'll still reply!]: ohh i got it now :P

2009-08-11 [Doll]: lol, :P

2009-08-11 [Melisande]: i'm so very very bored...

2009-08-12 [Amber Alert !]: lalalala............

2009-08-13 [Doll]: agreed >.>

2009-08-13 [sexy susy80]: *pouts* im real bored

2009-08-13 [Melisande]: *curls up and rocks in her chair* let's find somthing to do to make us un-bored :D

2009-08-13 [Jess♥]: hello:D

2009-08-14 [lil'devil_43]: hi

2009-08-14 [ToddBelles]: hey yall

2009-08-14 [Jess♥]: heyy

2009-08-14 [lil'devil_43]: whats up?

2009-08-14 [Jess♥]: i was cooking

2009-08-14 [lil'devil_43]: fun..what were you cooking?

2009-08-14 [Jess♥]: i was cooking...baked potatoes

2009-08-14 [lil'devil_43]: yum

2009-08-14 [Jess♥]: yeah what did you had for dinner?

2009-08-14 [lil'devil_43]: i had steak...garden salad..macoroni salad...and that is it

2009-08-14 [Jess♥]: i want that

2009-08-14 [lil'devil_43]: it was good

2009-08-14 [Jess♥]: i like chinese chicken salad

2009-08-14 [lil'devil_43]: that sounds good

2009-08-14 [Jess♥]: yeah:D i am hungry so i gonna eat now

2009-08-14 [lil'devil_43]: ok

2009-08-14 [Jess♥]: backk

2009-08-14 [lil'devil_43]: hey..hows was your dinner?

2009-08-14 [Yokita the Slave]: i made brownies!!!!!!!!!

2009-08-14 [lil'devil_43]: YUM!ni love brownies!!

2009-08-14 [Jess♥]: :D ...brownies are too thick for my taste

2009-08-14 [lil'devil_43]: :D ...really

2009-08-14 [Jess♥]: i am backk:D

2009-08-14 [lil'devil_43]: :D

2009-08-15 [Jess♥]: you know lil devil, you and i are like.. only one whos talking in chat

2009-08-15 [Yokita the Slave]: i just dont get on as often as id like cause of work DX

2009-08-15 [.:Scarlett:.]: Im still at work. But i work for record company so life is slow and relaxing.

2009-08-15 [Jess♥]: aww thats sucks guys

2009-08-15 [SexySteph]: Hello
I am looking for a sexy girl to chay with

2009-08-15 [SexySteph]: anyone want to chat?

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: :D mee

2009-08-16 [shadows of life]: me too

2009-08-16 [lil'devil_43]: hey dont forget me! :D

2009-08-16 [shadows of life]: Hey I know you.

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: where did sexysteph went?

2009-08-16 [lil'devil_43]: hey i know you too

2009-08-16 [shadows of life]: Yeah.

2009-08-16 [lil'devil_43]: yep

2009-08-16 [shadows of life]: -nods-

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: im backk i think i gonna be here.

2009-08-16 [shadows of life]: oh

2009-08-16 [lil'devil_43]: hi!

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: hii

2009-08-16 [lil'devil_43]: how goes it

2009-08-16 [shadows of life]: HIII

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: i missed you yesterday

2009-08-16 [lil'devil_43]: yeah my computer died and i couldn't find the cord to charge it...but i missed you too :D

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: ooh i see

2009-08-16 [lil'devil_43]: yeah

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: back from cooking

2009-08-16 [shadows of life]: -sit down-

2009-08-16 [lil'devil_43]: nice..what were you cooking this time?

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: oh i was cooking soup...

2009-08-16 [lil'devil_43]: ooo what kind?

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: tomato soup

2009-08-16 [lil'devil_43]: yum my fave :)

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: i like clam chowder

2009-08-16 [lil'devil_43]: never tried it before

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: its so good

2009-08-16 [lil'devil_43]: huh i will have to try it

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: yeh yeah and you have to try it with cracker

2009-08-16 [reuas]: 'ello all

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: hey star

2009-08-16 [reuas]: hi Jess

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: heyy

2009-08-16 [reuas]: how are you?

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: i am ...wet from shower

2009-08-16 [reuas]: lol. oh ok

2009-08-16 [lil'devil_43]: hi

2009-08-16 [Jess♥]: backk

2009-08-17 [lil'devil_43]: hey

2009-08-18 [Yokita the Slave]: indeed........

2009-08-18 [lil'devil_43]: whats up?

2009-08-18 [shadows of life]: people

2009-08-18 [lil'devil_43]: hi

2009-08-18 [shadows of life]: Hey

2009-08-18 [lil'devil_43]: how goes it?

2009-08-18 [shadows of life]: alright.

2009-08-18 [lil'devil_43]: yeah what you up to?

2009-08-18 [reuas]: 'ello loves

2009-08-18 [lil'devil_43]: hey

2009-08-18 [shadows of life]: Hey

2009-08-18 [reuas]: how are all of you?

2009-08-18 [lil'devil_43]: pretty good you?

2009-08-18 [reuas]: i'm doing well

2009-08-18 [lil'devil_43]: that is good...man my stomach hurts

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